|How to suicide|
Whatever you may have searched over internet, about ways to suicide.There could be 2 thing; either you really want to commit suicide or you are searching for fun.
Searching for fun is good-Its OK- your knowledge would increase but If you are thinking to kill yourself then its something serious.In both the case this post would be a boon for you.
Disclaimer:This blog post contains information, written for the sake of knowledge-Reader should keep in mind that suicide is crime.
There are more then 100 method for committing suicide but we will discuss some common suicidal methods found around the world.
So here is the list
1: Cutting wrist: This is one of the most common methods in India.This is a very-VERY slow and painful way of dying. Before cutting your wrist, make sure the knife or blade is clean.(One of my friend didn`t die but got septic.)
To cut your own wrist is not a good idea. First of all you have to cut at-least 1 inch deep and that too a deep side cut otherwise you will just get faint after few initial painful minutes and secondly it will take at least 2 to 4 hours to die. Drop this one.
2: Hanging yourself: Not a bad option but it gives you immense pain. You might not have suffered even half of it ever. For initial few minutes, you will feel every muscle of your throat getting ripped and hurting. And If your neck won`t brake you gonna regret for your whole life. You won`t be able to eat anything for at-least few weeks after you are saved; even won`t be able to swallow your own spit and speak. You will have a temporary tattoo on your neck for a month. Not good....
3: Arms: Fire arms are the most common weapon of suicide around the world.Shooting your self from point blank range at your face, in your mouth or chin can give you thrill but it will definitely dis-configure your face.Every bit of your face will tear up. and I think you won`t love to die in a bad shape.
4: Jumping: Jumping was a game, invented for fun but as humans always do, we misused this. This is one of the most dangerous way of dying. Suppose you jumped from some where and god forbid you didn`t die. Life would become hell for you, Friend.
Now, to live without a hand or a leg or live Intellectually challenged would be worse then what you are living Right now. I will suggest drop this.
5: Immolation:- Setting yourself up in fire. Ooo believe me-in a fit of depression people take this extreme step but who so ever has taken, regretted it. This is the most painful way. I even can`t stand the burn of single match stick, leave about setting my self up in fire.
6: Have poison: This method was very popular in 90 and 80 but now we are way ahead of these. The Methods used were like eat some thing poisonous, Toxic elements,Drug over dose,or pesticides. But why to end this beautiful life with these dirty things. Drop this-you can be saved by medical help-not full proof.
7: Vehicular suicide: Again one among the commons.People jump in front of rails, buses, they push their cars off hills, and these days people love to jump in front of metros also. This could be used but totally luck dependent. In 80% cases you will be saved and will live rest of your life definitely without a limb.
8: Drowning: If you don`t know swimming, then only, it can work for you. It is little easier then jumping from a building because in case you are saved; you will be as you were.
But before you go and commit suicide i would ask you to read little further-Obviously It won`t hurt to read few lines before you die.
I want to die because No body loves me:----There are several millions children who needs a person like you to love them.No body cares about them, No parents, No home...You can find them on Railways stations, Bus stands, Parks...Have a missions to love at least one.I sure they will find you lovable.
I didn`t get admission in my fave college:-----The world is full of those people who never went to college or won`t be able to see even the cheapest one. Does your ability depends on the college or the college depends on the able students. Only handful of colleges can reject you whatever their criterias are but as i say millions would be more then happy to have you.
My girlfriend left me or she don`t respect me-i didn`t get the desired girl-No girl likes me:--You should die..Jokes apart, You know in a recent survey it has been told that 80% of the human race love the person or like the person who love himself. Will you like me if i hate my self. Love your self buddy. I am there for you.
I am financially broke-I have no money-I am in deep debt:- When you were born how much money you had ..I guess nothing-God didn`t give you any money then.Think about it for a moment-He gave you every thing which was necessary ear to listen ,eyes to see, hand to grab and touch. mouth to eat, tongue to taste and many more but he didn`t give money.WHY ?
I can`t do what i want--You don`t know Ashish Every thing bad is happening with me:- Yup you are the most unlucky one.More unlucky then my one eyed neighbor who met with an accident last month and lost his one leg. Or more unluckier then my newlywed friend whose husband was murdered. Even more unluckier then Me who lost his job , Whose salary was withhold, Lost his age old friend.Was in deep debt and lot more.
There are many reason who are best known to you:-Yes dear friend I don`t know you. You may be someone from UK,USA,Australia, Ireland, India, Pakistan, Africa or any part of the world. You could be a girl, a boy, a lady , a man, old, young. You can be any one but believe me there is nobody on this whole earth like you and won`t be ever. You are a precious soul. A soul born to help others.
There are several things you can do with this life not just ending it abruptly.
Still If you really want to commit suicide, Go on...I won`t stop.
But before that just drop me a E-mail
The address is given at my profile page.
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